I am doing my best to make this email sound adult. I have rewritten it sixteen, wait… seventeen, times. I am requesting assistance.
Why is swimming anime called “free!” What are they being freed from
90% of their clothing.
If by ‘fuck the police’ you mean fuck the corrupt, prejudiced, racist system then yes, fuck the police, but if you mean fuck the police for stopping you from smoking weed and getting away with illegal behaviour then no, fuck you.
tumblrs lookin 4 new interns
just hire the xkit guy i dont think u understand how much harder u are making things for yourself hire him hire the fucking xkit guy
Finally I can wrap my phone around my cock, set it to vibrate and call myself.
THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR.
Two scientists walk into a bar.
The first scientist says “I’ll have a glass of H2O”
The second scientist says “Who comes into a fucking bar for a drink of water? I’ll have a beer.”